*at a job interview for a position with tumblr dot com*
me:
tumblr ceo: ur hired
Once my friend asked her boyfriend “do you like the outdoors?” and he answered “I’m not familiar with their music”
How to grow a man beard.
he had to plan this over weeks, he had to spend time taking pics doing this for weeks
wouldn’t he have just taken these pictures in reverse order?
you can’t LIE on the INTERNET
you go to Liar’s Jail when you lie about something as important as a beard. he looks like a reasonable man
“Hey guess what”
“No you have to guess”
i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD
she told me it wasn’t funny
when you get dragged but you remember you have receipts
